It only begs the question: how did you chip your nail polish?
Unfortunately the imagination can run wild.
Were you dragged through a brothel? Manhandled in a bedroom? Trying to fasten the buckles on your 6-inch platforms? Rummaging through your purse for spare change to buy a lollipop ring? Fighting off your pimp?
Don’t provoke these thoughts… If you can’t get a new polish on a routine basis, don’t get a polish at all.
As Chris Rock once said: When did clear heels become the new whore uniform? When did that happen? Was there a big ho convention, and all the hoes got together and said: “We need something new! Something that just says nasty”…And one girl said: “I got it! Clear heels!” Ooh, girl, you disgusting!”
Thanks to Prada Spring 2010, here are some hooker heels disgused as fashion.